A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “I’m out of luck. I need a system.”
Jerry, on a trip to Vegas with his poker buddies, suggests “Why don’t you play your age?”
Jerry walks away but wheels around a moment later when he hears a commotion at the table he just left... (
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